I now blame my parents' VW bus for my criminal ways
Idea Lab - Clean Air Act - Environment - Pollution - Lead - Gasoline - Crime Rate - New York Times
Now that I've found out that the lead in the gas my parents used to fill up their cars is the cause of both my criminal ways and occasional insanity, I feel so much better. Like any human, all I want is something to blame that isn't me.
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yes, well, my mom smoked on my fetus and my dad's sperm were probably pickled by busch beer.
so that's excuse.
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